Anonymous asked: Daemon AU: How did you choose the name for Karkat's daemon? Because it really fits and is awesome. Also, did having a bunny-hedgehog daemon make things harder for Karkat in BT in regards to how he was treated by his fellow pilots?
DaveReziKatJadeJohn ot5 recuperacoon porn!??
Yes, totally. 1) this hasn’t been seen by my beta yet, though my friend Jo pronounced it alright. As such it’s not going on AO3 yet. 2) no title yet, suggestions welcome. 3) not everyone does everyone, alas, that did not happen. ;__; maybe in a sequDAMN IT NO SELF NO SEQUEL. 4) this is the most angst-less fic I have ever written, wow. Fluff everywhere. — “I would...
Anonymous asked: Geneology scrolls. The Sharingen is matrilineal. Also, the Neji-gets-a-hawk fic was amazing.
Anonymous asked: Remember the fic where Naruto taught Sasuke sexy no jutsu? Good fic.
Anonymous asked: What would the Awake at Night/FYC verse be like if the trolls had turned human upon exiting the game? Because they've still got the same social conditioning, but they're no longer restricted from being seen/interacting with the outside world (beyond creating plausible backstories for their presence at the Beta kids' houses.)
Anonymous asked: So I just had a dream where John, Jade, and Dave got physically sex-swapped so John and Dave were female and Jade was male, and then they banged. It was really weird, Jade was the boss in charge like she always is, Dave was really quiet and played it cool, and John kept giggling and switching pronouns. I think Dave had a very confused boner because Jade looked like Jake with long rock-star hair,...
chapter 7: 11 937 words.
*stares at BT* BT: *stares back* come on, tell me what happens in this scene exactly. BT: *stares* i don’t even need the whole scene, just a transitiony bit and then there’ll be mindspeech! you like mindspeech! mindspeech practically writes itself, it’s awesome. BT: *slow blink* … when we’re done writing scene three we can post all of scene two on the kink meme?...
Huh! Looks like the OT5 pornfic is done, at that. I dunno if the ending jokes are very good, will have to ponder more, but wow. 20 pages, 9k words. Half of those are setup. One day I will remember how this one time I managed to start in the middle of porn without explaining anything about how they got there. One day… :X … aw shit, now i need a title. :(
Anonymous asked: Wait, where was the Jade/Karkat/Dave BT-like fic? I don't remember reading it! D: what was it tagged as?
Anonymous asked: So, it's been established that 1) Cuddles and friendly touching in general are a pretty big deal for BT trolls(compared to humans, at least), and 2) BT trolls have no concept of pets. Does that mean getting cuddles and calming emotional support from a companion animal is basically pale bestiality from a BT troll perspective?
Anonymous asked: What does Demon Summoner!Nepeta and -Meulin demand for their offerings? ((this is for their summoners (not sure who they are, except I'm pretty sure one is Dirk...?)))
Anonymous asked: Demon Latula! *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*...
theunvanquishedzims replied to your post: *eyes BT!Jade and Dave* okay dudes why are you… Didn’t you already make a Jade/Karkat/Dave BT-like AU? Last we saw they had him pinned between them and he started crying because Gamzee might be dead and his squad tried to cull him and it might be leading to porn. nooo that one was only vaguely BT-like in that it was a war between trolls and...
oh my god 3G wifi key what have you done father my laptop works anywhere in the house now i can once more stream videos i can read fanfic in bed you know not what you have unleashed. orz
ceruleancynic: givenclarity: This is the opposite of what I should be doing but my favorite fic updated and I can’t just cuddling davekat selfies aaaaaakillmenow babies <333 OFF TO PUT THIS UP, OMG :D :D :D uwaaah CUTEST!! their faces kill me with adorbs. … k-karkitty curls aaahh he looks like a little sheep ;^;
the john/jade/karkat/dave/terezi recuperacoon porn fic is 18 pages long (still not done aaa) and amongst all the random blather and one-liner-wars that can be expected of a silly fic where my favorite characters get to do nothing but socialize I’m rather amazed that somehow I managed to contain all hints of a wider plot/worldbuilding to a single line inside a single paragraph. The...
Okay, in a couple of hours my father is going to change our modem. On a friday afternoon woo… so if I disappear all weekend that’s what happened. >_>;;;
Anonymous asked: BTDave and Jade - Karkat gets an ashen crush? (So it's interfering in flushed, not pitch. These aliens are weird anyway.)
thislousytshirt replied to your post: *eyes BT!Jade and Dave* okay dudes why are you… any possibility of a johnjadekarkat spinoff? xD … stop tempting meeeeeeeeee… ;__;
*eyes BT!Jade and Dave* okay dudes why are you flirting that was not planned i mean you broke up like ages ago and probably for a good reason are you SURE that’s wise okay neither of you can shack up with karkat in this ‘verse so I guess that’s fine but what if I want to bring in Terezi, huh? … Dave/Terezi/Jade? … Hmm. Very well. I will ponder this. (also...
battlefield terra teaser...
Karkat turned to stare at him, eyes gone narrow. “I want kick you on the face.” “I want to kick you in the face,” John corrected as innocently as possible, and took a bouncing step backward when Karkat shifted his weight all on one foot menacingly. “But that was pretty good!” “Fuck you good.” “Huh, talking about salacious… Should I...
nara-maru replied to your post: godDAMN i can’t find that meme reply where BTkat… Oh. If you find it, can you share the link, please? Sure but i’m starting to think I either mistagged it or imagined it. I found one about what kind of physically attractive the kids are (http://asukaskerian.tumblr.com/post/40358799224/bt-karkat-youve-mentioned-before-that-all-of-the) and one...
godDAMN i can’t find that meme reply where BTkat rates the attractiveness of the humans’ butts. >:/ *searches through bt tag AGAIN raaa*
Discofurry Chanyowl - Nepeta/Karkat - 1/1 omg...
Nepeta/Karkat, size kink, xeno Large and powerful hunter Nepeta rutting into small but tough Karkat. THIS IS ALL THAT I WANT! Add whatever other kinks you like (except no scat please). Nook-bulge combo kind of required for this one. There was a point I had to remind myself less xenosoxio and xenobio, more xenopr0n plz asuka. *hangs head* He just knows that Nepeta has been growing like a...
Three guesses who filled a kink meme request for big strong muscly Nepeta banging smaller Karkat, and the first two don’t count. >__>; (haha, katnep is SO HARD to find a good setting for, at first all that came was post-Laylah and Roach’s latest katnep date fic. XD;;;;;) is anyone around to post it now, or should i wait a few hours… This is a v. srs question. :X
“i’m gonna get this story so written!!” *spends afternoon refreshing tumblr*
Anonymous asked: Packbonding AU: What is your opinion on the bioluminative seatroll headcanon?
Anonymous asked: Battlefield Terra: What are your headcanon heights for the human kids and the trolls?
so hey, if you're into gay zombie cowboy porn
cyphercat: …and who isn’t, right? Try out Sevener, by Thea Hayworth (aka ciceqi, aka Sleeps With Coyotes) — 13k of vividly creepy old-west-after-the-zombie-virus-comes, featuring a lonely rancher and the damn civilized dead man who shows up to help him out. There’s a nice meaty (heh) sample available on the smashwords page, so give it a look. Oh my god yes. Ciceqi’s writing is sharp...
Midnight on the Demon Patrol - 16a/??
asukaskerian: i wanna post something aaaa and Battlefield Terra is dragging on and chapters 16/17 of this fic require me to be in a kickass mood to write which considering the continuing hearburn and ensuing sleeplessness issues is not clicking… Well here’s the only complete thing i can post, which is scene 1 of chapter 16. It’s porn. (also there’s one mention of demon-related oc suicides) ...
Midnight on the Demon Patrol - 16a/??
i wanna post something aaaa and Battlefield Terra is dragging on and chapters 16/17 of this fic require me to be in a kickass mood to write which considering the continuing hearburn and ensuing sleeplessness issues is not clicking… Well here’s the only complete thing i can post, which is scene 1 of chapter 16. It’s porn. (also there’s one mention of demon-related oc...
Anonymous asked: Are centipedes the cute ones with all their legs under them or the creepy ones with all the legs sticking out to the sides?
CENTIPEDE => D: !!??! LONG AS MY THUMB => DDDDDDDDDDDD: !!!!! ON MY FUCKING WALL => Do:< *gamzee smash* oh lord i can never touch this book again Do:
Anonymous asked: heartburny friend says he likes to let icecubes melt in his mouth. he says the cool helps!
girltypething asked: BT!Doc Lalonde: Is John the only one who has the nanites? Are any of the other kids in line for cyborgship?
Anonymous asked: I like to eat icecream when I have heartburn. Dairy settles my stomach, and who doesn't like sugar?
curse you, heartburn!
Since yesterday my time has been spent like thus: “*paws at ao3* *whines* *paws at davekat tag* mnuhhh *refreshes tumblr* x__x *goes back to bed for another couple of hours* *wakes up because everything is pain*” it’s getting better now but I still don’t have the brain for srs writy thought (thanks to the person who suggested i write a byrdkat log about body hair though XD...
stheere asked: Future!Karkat, what the hell was Past!Karkat even thinking about Byrd??
so i managed to sleep another two hours before my stomach was like HAHAHA NO. now i’m hungry but my stomach is STILL hahahano. :( I had bread but that’s all we’ve got that’s non acidic and won’t make the heartburn worse. Bluh. I’d love to write to at least make this forced awake-time USEFUL but my brain is super slow from not sleeping. though i’d...
Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch (Bro/Eridan, NC17) →
moorishflower: An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works So I wrote a thing because I done got encouraged and it is dedicated to Asuka Askerian for having a quality tumblr that inspired me. Quasi-Nerdstuck so it gets the tag, but not actually canon/fanon Nerdstuck, so it doesn’t get put in the series. knotting tentabluge + bro being so… bro ahahaha....
Asuka: wow, today I can even GO TO BED EARLY
Asuka: eeeee X33
Asuka: I will be SO WELL RESTED.
Heartburn: You called?
I Don't Know What I Expected [2/?,...
mercurialmalcontent: [So uh yeah this is going to be a thing after all I guess. Aaaah I was supposed to go to bed 45 minutes ago] TG: tz TG: tz TG: karkat keeps bending over in front of me what do i do GC: 1S H3 CLOS3 3NOUGH TO TOUCH? >:? TG: what TG: no im not going to grab his ass GC: 4WW GC: TH3N 1 GU3SS YOU W1LL H4V3 TO D3SCR1B3 H1S POST3R1OR TO M3 1N T3RMS OF S1GHT Read More ...
Crash Standing silliness -- dunno if i'm using it...
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] trolled truncatedGrip [TG] --
CG: HEY, BYRD.
TG: dude im like two meters away you dork
CG: I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU IF
TG: spit it out dude im not telepathic yet i know im awesome in all other regards but life had to nerf me somewhat
CG: OKAY, I'LL JUST SAY IT.
CG: ON THE TOPIC OF YOUR BATHING APPARATUS BEING SORT OF SEE-THROUGH IN THE BACK. (WHICH I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LOOK AT, SEEING WHERE YOU PUT YOUR TOWEL, THAT WAS SUBTLE.) WAS THAT PLANNED OR...?
CG: ... I SEE IT WASN'T.
CG: NICE DIVING FOR COVER THERE.
TG: shut up that was totally smooth i just faked it like it wasnt because the swag quotient woulda scared you off otherwise
CG: JUST A VICTIM OF YOUR MORTAL PALLOR DECIMATING THE BLACK THREADS OF THIS STRUGGLING PIECE OF CLOTH THEN?
TG: no thats just my dong
TG: containing that beast does a number on just about any kind of fiber really the strain just redistributed equally to my perfect ass cheeks is all
CG: HUH, IT'S ALSO SEE-THROUGH IN THE FRONT.
CG: I THINK PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING. UM.
CG: WELL, I *DID* SEE IT COMING. OCULARLY.
TG: for fucks sake karkat
TG: i will throw myself overboard see if i wont
CG: DON'T, I'LL DROWN GOING AFTER YOU.
CG: AND THEN GAMZEE WILL FISH YOU OUT, THE LONE SURVIVOR.
TG: yeah ok im staying on the boat
TG: dude eyes back on the pesterchum screen.
TG: you naughty objectifier of poor sweet innocent girls everywhere
CG: WHAT CAN I SAY. YOU DON'T DO HALF-BAD AS DECK DECORATION.
CG: OKAY, NO, THIS POSE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SURVIVOR OF A SPINE OPERATION GONE WRONG.
Anonymous asked: In BT'verse, is Karkat ignoring John's green sign as an alien oddity or has he a theory about it?
Anonymous asked: In BT, would people with similar thought processes (i.e. Dirk and Equius) have an easier time communicating with the headbands than people with different thought processes? Or do you really need to be like John, open and going with the flow, to be able to understand your partner? Would it be easier to use between people of the same species?
moorishflower: Should I write a non-canon/fanon nerdstuck EriBro oneshot Because I dunno Was reading asukaskerian’s tumblr about kinks/headcanons and I became inspired Yes. I am in favor of this. u.u~~ (psst also tangentially related CALLIOPE AND CALIBORN????? O___O homg what how @_____@)