it’s kind of funny to think of the prevalent fanon in fandom of Dave being actually cool and suave and laid-back-but-dominant and John being giggly and awkward and shy
when the first pesterlog ever
— turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 —
TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it’s so awesome. i’m going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don’t you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
you have John trolling the hell out of Dave about perhaps drinking piss and Dave starting to doubt himself and his unopened bottle of
ambrosia apple juice for no reason except that John said some movie character dude might have done it by magic.
Later on he will go from talking himself into admiring his rad Bro’s rad puppets to finding them freaky and creepnasty as fuck because John offhandedly went “uh NOPE your bro is SO LAME and those puppets wow no”
if there’s a dominant personality who sets the tone in the relationship it’s definitely John. XD Poor Dave is always scrambling for his approval and interest.
edit: SAME PESTERLOG
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
Dave is so whipped. sooo whipped. :(